Germanyraveplz

Wow i'm German too! German bro fist

G E R M A N
S P A R K L E
P A R T Y

WARNING
THIS
IS
NOT
A JOKE

Once there was a guy called Alfred, aka America. He was forever alone at his home, because his uke UK was derping in gay bar with Japan's seme Greece and Germany's wife Italy.
America felt fucking insulted, because Prussia told him that he's ugly and even Ivan Braginski doesn't want him become one with mother Russia. (Then Ivan raped Prussia and they lived happily ever after, but Belarus made demonstration, because she was homophobe.)
America went mad and he ran upstairs, but he suddenly ran into someone... Um... What was his name... Canada, I guess? Well, America ran into... Kanada, and than sexually frustrated Alfred raped... Canata.

Well, you don't want to end up like Canada, don't you? But if you want, then don't send this anybody.

If you send this to 1-3 people, Ivan will come and make you become one with mother Russia. (in other words you will have threesome with Russia and Prussia)

If you send this to 3-5 people, drunk UK will run into you and yell at you that you cheated on him with France. (in other words you will have threesome with UK and France)

If you send this to 5-10 people, you will find a videotape with Spamano porn at your bed.

If you send this to 10+ people, you will be invited to Italy's and Germany's wedding, yay!

Ataques epilepticos por culpa de tanto de tanto gif fosforito en 3 ,2 ,1...

This is me the first 5 seconds of the school dance

...and this is me the remaining 3 hours of the dance

I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
oh what a shame that you came here with someone
so while you're here in my arms lets make the most of the night,
like we're gunna die young, plz:we're gonna die young, we're gunna die young
lets make the most of the night like we're gunna die young
lets make the most of the like we're gunna die young

young hearts, out our minds
runnin like we outta time
wild childs, lookin good
livin hard, just like we should
don't care whose watching when we tearing it up (you know)
that magic that we got nobody can touch (fo so')

Looking for some trouble tonight
Take my hand, I'll show you the wild, side
Like it's the last night of our lives
We'll keep dancing till we die

I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms,
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young

let's make the most of the night like we're gunna die young

Young hunks, taking shots
Stripping down to dirty socks
Music up, gettin' hot
Kiss me, give me all you've got
It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush (you know):adore:
That magic in your pants, it's making me blush (for sure)

Looking for some trouble tonight
Take my hand i'll show you the wild side
Like it's the last night of our lives
We'll keep dancing till we die

I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms, :iconhotkissplzplz:
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young

Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young